Quote of the day
Mikey said this to himself while playing the game today: "How are you full?"
posted by evanatwork at 11:56 PM
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050914/wr_nm/summit_addiction1_dc;_ylt=AkUWkdhDgr5uigiGOvEOXd8jtBAF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
THis page is a riot!! I'm posted at a military base just outside detroit and we just had to transfer three young soldiers at our security shack because they were addicted to Warcraft. They would reportlate and sit around to talk about that video game. They sounded like a bunch of vietcong the way they rambled about nonsense. You damn well better believe I would have put my boot up their ass if they were around much longer. I don't suppose they'll find much time to play down at Ft. Irwin. Panzies!!
I am Ryan, fellow roommate of this site’s creator and a first hand witness to the total waste of American citizenship, we know as Mikey. I’m sure many of the readers of this site think that Mikey is addicted to this game. I can assure you, he is not. This is just the new way of life he has chosen to live. His infatuation for virtual characters and the pleasure brought to him by digital commodities, bring satisfaction into his otherwise fruitless life. I suppose he realized that women are difficult to understand, so why not find something to indulge in that has empirical data and spread sheets to guide you to ultimate orgasmic power. If you think about, he is saving a bunch of money and spending only twice (maybe three times) as much time as having a girlfriend. So what that the ejaculations are wet dreams. And after six or seven hours, gripping that mouse can easily be mistaken as a nice b-cup hooter. Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some.
This is for Jim P.
As a military man, you can appreciate the ridiculousness of the soldiers discussed in CJ's article posted here today. Be sure to check it out and tell the other guys at the base to get involved with Mikey's Addiction
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